One of Lars’ TURN clients, Lisa – swears a lot – I mean a lot, typically offending her LDS apartment-mates. So, whenever she says something particularly unsavory, it’s punctuated with, “Pardon my French toast for breakfast!”

I’ve decided, given my own penchant for “swears” that I might have to steal her line.

Other Lisa classics include:
“No one will ever marry me. I’m too fat and take too many medications!”
“I got some damn, dirty Barbies from the D.I. I hope they don’t get pregnant.”

And now – my recent fabric acquisitions. I plan to copy Carolyn very soon to make some wicked-cute skirts of my very own.