Why does my vagina force me to watch Steel Magnolias?
June 7, 2008, 12:21 pm
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Seriously, I want to know.

My brain thinks Steel Magnolias totally sucks. My brain knows that it’s emotional terrorism and that it has Sally Field in it – but, the power of the vagina is too strong. I can’t fight it.

If Lars were home this would never happen. I would flip past and he would moan loudly and roll his eyes and I would laugh like, “Haha – Oh, tell me about it – this movie is soooo stupid” and would quickly change the channel to more neutral territory like MSNBC or Sci-Fi and all would be well.

Why is that? It makes no sense. I’m sure there are stupid or “porny” things he would watch when I’m not around, so I guess it’s only fair, but still – very humiliating.

Sigh


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My Uncle Buzzy is in that movie. He and his wife did the choreographing in the wedding dancing scene.

Comment by carepear

Y’know, this is what friendship is all about: knowing your friends watch Steel Magnolias and still loving them anyway.

Comment by Mark B.

Carolyn,

I don’t know which is more awesome – that your uncle was in S.M. or that his name is Buzzy.

Comment by Tracy Brewer Medley




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